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Putting the pub in Republican. We're not your stereotypical right-winger.
Who We Are
We are not the stereotype of the typical Republican. We drink. We smoke. We cuss. We like The Simpsons and Family Guy, but we love South Park. We are Goldwater Girls Gone Wild and cynical punk rockers and drunk frat boys and bong-toting Burkeans and chain smoking blue collars and right-wing ravers and conservative clubbers and postmodern iconoclasts and Wall Streeters partying like it's 1982. We are metalheads and deadheads and parrotheads. Our heroes include Johnny Ramone, Jonah Goldberg, Greg Gutfeld, Hank Jr., P.J. O'Rourke, Alice Cooper, Gene Simmons, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry, Ted Nugent, Neal Peart of Rush, Kid Rock, Andy Levy, Andrew Breitbart and Frank Kelly Rich. We love Ronald Reagan and PBR with straight shots, and Margaret Thatcher and fine cigars with Scotch. We often lean more libertarian than traditional conservative on certain issues, and would love to kick the ass of anyone wearing a Che t-shirt. We care a helluva lot more about a candidate's tax policy than past drug use. We are well informed on pop culture, the latest music, and Milton Friedman. We read National Review, Ayn Rand, and The Onion. Our religious beliefs range from devout to atheist, but we are more likely to be nursing a hangover on Sunday morning than in a church pew. And we are getting damn tired of people exclaiming, "YOU'RE a Republican?!?!"
Party Animal Chieftans
The Notorious G.O.P., Party Animal In Chief: Scott Edwards is head of the Republican Party Animals. He is also the editor of the highly controversial Edwardsreport.com, a right wing satire website popular among convicts, layabouts, and Washington insiders.
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- Why You Should Vote McCain
- Dear Mr. Obama
- Peace Through Strength
- Let's play 10 questions!
- Review: Call & Response
- Imagine.......
- Up North
- Electoral Dysfunction
- Please stop trying to fix wall street.
- The Insanity of Linda Milazzo and the Huffington Post
- Must See TV (If You Can Find It) (UPDATED)
- The $700 B Question
- Average Joe doesn't live on Main Street, but he wi...
- Buck Up, Republicans!
- What...don't you know?
- What?
- Debate wrap up
- Debate
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- Health Care
- Hmmm
- McCain
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- Obama
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- John Wayne McCain
- Health Scare
- Obama, Acorn, Housing Mess
- Game Changer
- To Sum Up
- Biden
- Pitbull with Lipstick
- Uh . . .
- Zing!
- Interesting ratings
- Palin
- Biden: And We Know
- Palin goes for the energy jugular
- Energy
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- Sarah Barracuda Returns
- So far . . .
- Biden
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- Aaand they're off....
- Journalism, RIP
- Snark Attack
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2 comments:
LOL!
i am so glad that Biden and Obama are 100% certain that global warming is directly related to man. Scientists for the last century have been trying to determine that with Obama/Biden's ABSOLUTE certainty? Well, come to think of it, maybe Biden is right...with all of his HOT air, I am 100% certain, that this globe IS warming....
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